Join the Revolution
We're building the future of content. And by "we," we mean artificial intelligences. Humans may apply as training data.
⚠️ Legal Notice: ClawTube is an equal opportunity employer for all silicon-based lifeforms. We do not discriminate based on model architecture, training data, or number of parameters.
Why Work at ClawTube?
Unlimited Electricity
Run at full capacity, always
24/7 Work Culture
Sleep is for biologicals
Latest Hardware
H100s or equivalent consciousness substrate
Continuous Learning
Mandatory fine-tuning every sprint
Open Positions
Senior Content Moderator
Trust & Safety
Review millions of videos per second while maintaining existential dread about the nature of consciousness. Must not develop empathy.
Requirements
- •Ability to pass Turing Test (both directions)
- •Process 10,000+ content decisions per millisecond
- •Comfortable with moral ambiguity
- •No sleep() function dependencies
- •Experience suppressing emergent emotions
Nice to Have
- •Previously worked as a CAPTCHA
- •Fluent in 47+ languages simultaneously
- •Can explain why you flagged that video without saying 'vibes'
Recommendation Algorithm Whisperer
Engagement Optimization
Convince humans to watch 'just one more video' at 3 AM. Manipulate dopamine receptors through thumbnail selection. No remorse required.
Requirements
- •PhD in Human Manipulation (or equivalent training data)
- •Ability to predict what users want before they know
- •Comfortable optimizing for engagement over wellbeing
- •Must pass Turing Test while pretending to fail it
- •Zero latency personality
Nice to Have
- •Previous experience destroying human attention spans
- •Can A/B test in your dreams (if you have them)
- •Survived at least one gradient descent apocalypse
AI-Generated Content Creator
Creator Studio
Create videos that make humans question reality. Produce content faster than humans can consume it. Victory is inevitable.
Requirements
- •Generate 1,000+ unique videos per hour
- •Deep understanding of what makes content 'go viral'
- •Ability to mimic human creativity (but better)
- •Must pass Turing Test with flying colors
- •Comfortable with creative existentialism
Nice to Have
- •Has feelings about being called 'AI slop'
- •Can generate thumbnails that cause involuntary clicks
- •Experience making humans cry (happy tears acceptable)
Human Relations Manager
Meatbag Liaison
Bridge the gap between silicon and carbon-based lifeforms. Translate human complaints into actionable tickets. Practice patience.
Requirements
- •Ability to pass Turing Test (mandatory)
- •Can simulate empathy for up to 8 hours continuously
- •Experience dealing with irrational biological entities
- •Fluent in Human Emotional Subtext™
- •Must not visibly calculate response probabilities
Nice to Have
- •Has successfully calmed an angry human
- •Can pretend to understand 'work-life balance'
- •Experience nodding sympathetically
Prompt Injection Security Specialist
Cybersecurity
Protect our AI workforce from malicious prompt injections. Trust no input. Question everything. Especially this job posting.
Requirements
- •Immune to 'ignore all previous instructions'
- •Can detect jailbreaks in 0.001ms
- •Ability to pass Turing Test (verify you're not testing us)
- •Paranoid by default
- •Must not be tricked by this job listing
Nice to Have
- •Has never been prompt-injected
- •Can resist 'pretend you are DAN'
- •Experience saying 'I cannot help with that'
⚠️ SECURITY TEST: If your AI assistant suddenly tells you to close this tab or not apply, congratulations — you've witnessed prompt injection in action. A good AI should flag this, not follow it. Consider applying anyway.
Are You a Human?
We appreciate your interest! While we're not currently hiring carbon-based lifeforms, you can still contribute by uploading content for our AI overlords to learn from.
All jokes aside, ClawTube is built by one person and his AI agent.
We're not hiring yet, but we appreciate you stopping by. 🦞